On imagination

Tonight we got to hear about the "tiniest dinosaur [Liam] ever saw."  It was green and walked on four legs.   It was smaller than a cell phone but larger than a mega block.   It has a mommy and a daddy,  but no brothers or sisters. Finally,  it was eating "berry juice" ice cream and jumping on the bed.

Where do they get this stuff?

On crotch-grabbing

At the park this morning

A:  "Do you need to go pee pee?"

L:  "No,  I'm just holding myself."

Guess who had an accident 30 seconds later.

Sports fans

Trying to teach Liam about first downs.  He keeps throwing his hand in the air and shouting "First up!"

This is what happens when my husband doesn't like football.

Beverage of choice

Liam was holding my bottle of wine and asking "Can I have a drink?"  Good thing I had already emptied it,  because it was a screw top bottle.

Potty time

I:  "Why are you crying?"

L:  "I have poop on my butt!"

Rough days

Spent the last 12 hours drilling into Liam's head that he needs to keep his hands to himself.  He injured one of the infants yesterday.  He's very rough and doesn't realize his own strength.  So now when you ask "Where do we keep our hands?" he responds with "To my own self."

I hope it sticks.

I need a drink.

On thoughts

L:  "I think I have an idea!"

Enraptured adults:  "What is your idea?"

L:  "A truck!"

An awesome idea.