Little photographer

"May I have my Cameron please?"  - asking for his camera.

Cold hands

"Daddy, will you foughff my hands?"  - Liam asking for his hands to be blown on to warm them up after being out in the snow.  (It rhymes with woof.)

Future Chef

*Stirs Dusty Crophopper in a pot*
"I'm making airplane stew!"




At the zoo...

Ian points at a row of peacocks sitting on the fence.
"Liam, what are those?"
"Pecans!"

Heard around the house...

Here is some fun from the past few weeks:

L:  "Can I have __________?  It will feel me better."



One of us calls to Liam.

L, walking into room:  "What you need?"




At every meal:
L:  "I want a sandwich."




L has a train that says a few phrases, one of which is "Full steam ahead." 
L:  "Frosty a Panda!"




L:  "Here's the deal:  you play trucks with me."  (Daddy says "here's the deal" a lot.)




Us:  "You will not do ___________."
L:  "Actually, I will."

Gimme a kiss

I:  "Liam,  where is grandma's mistletoe?"

L:  "On her feet!"

City names

So Saginaw is still Sagamaw.

Now Fort Wayne is Forklift.

Citizens,  you have been notified.

Bedtime

L:  "Mummy.   Mummy.   Mummy."

(Repeat 270 times)

I goes in:  "What's wrong?"

L:  "I hurt,  I hurt my teeth.   No,  my finger.   I hurt my finger."